The recession pushed, I was catapulted towards the purchase in hard discount, so I went to Lidl on Saturday along with many non-colorful, obese German, gay Filipinos, Romanians with a mustache, Gypsies and parchment beautiful blacks with his back to cupboard.
From Lidl are strange cose.Giuro.
Only € 9.89 to bring home a manicure set for cats in love, or cloakrooms with names like trigger-happy: camiciadora para mujeres (blouse) to 7.79, or even three escoladora para paninos € (drainer for sandwiches), shooters of popcorn, soaking for gardens, in peri scissors flower, bush cutters hats, balls of volatile (but as volatile? I want to know which bird put in my mouth: the case of quail, sparrow, hummingbird, robin, pigeon, dove, Corbaccio, martinpesacatore? that stuff eh?)
L 'list continues with sausage clear sailing in shallow water, logs of marzipan, turkey salami, mortadella, chicken and pesto lasagne trofie.
There are strange concoctions of spices and flavors, wonderful aromas, meat Kebab already kebabbata, fish bordellais (a puttanaio) Fairtrade octopus, shrimp and fish protected sweetness, and without trauma, tea and cappuccino sachets of granules, naked and raw chicken, sprouts Bruxells champagne in Vienna and formed big cucumbers (2 meters by three). In iron
exhibitors are: zapatillas from home to four euro (slippers), para frulladores Senora (Mrs. centrifuge), the Teletubbies DVDs in Arabic version (there Dipsy is not gay and does not bring her purse under her arm), espuma para cabellos rebelde (mousse for curly hair), patatas para sapones vivacies (I'll leave you to understand the content, water heaters, vaporizers hardened heels, massage of hallux valgus, thyroid stimulators, hooves olandesi,calzini antistress,cuscini ai fanghi del mar morto(un nome un destino),bulbi di giacinto che secernono perle dure,pasta sfoglia senza grassi e senza sfoglia,confetti ricoperti di cioccolata e curry,latte senza lattosio,burro senza colesterolo,pasta senza fagioli,fagioli senza scorregge..
Insomma,con trenta euro da Lidl,ti porti via una busta de stronzatas,davvero divertenti perĂ²!
Provare per credere...
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